Post by Zizou on Sept 26, 2008 23:49:13 GMT -8
tol pampalipas oras..
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. "
"Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people."
"The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
e2 pa isa:
A man was sitting at a bar listening to a pianist playing the most beautiful music he had ever heard, but when he turned to watch the pianist play, he was no where in sight.
Puzzled, the man asked the bartender "Is that a 'Player Piano?, I've never heard one play so well before."
The bartender answered, "No sir, There's a man whose only a foot tall playing the thing. Go check him out for yourself." The man went over and saw him play and then came back to the bar.
"Where did you ever find him, that's amazing!"
The bartender replied, "I got him as a result of a wish from this magic lamp. Would you like to try?"
The man agreed to give it a try and wished for the first thing he could think of... POOF! An enormous flock of ducks suddenly appeared out of nowhere, filling the bar and spilling out into the street!
The man says, "Wait a minute, I asked for a thousand bucks, and it looks like I got a 1000 Ducks, what gives?"
The bartender responded, "Sorry buddy, but do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
last hehehe:
A young boy and a young girl were in the waiting room of a doctor's office. The little girl was sobbing sofly.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm getting a blood test. They're going to cut my finger," replied the little girl.
Then the little boy started sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little girl.
"I'm getting a urine test."
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. "
"Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people."
"The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
e2 pa isa:
A man was sitting at a bar listening to a pianist playing the most beautiful music he had ever heard, but when he turned to watch the pianist play, he was no where in sight.
Puzzled, the man asked the bartender "Is that a 'Player Piano?, I've never heard one play so well before."
The bartender answered, "No sir, There's a man whose only a foot tall playing the thing. Go check him out for yourself." The man went over and saw him play and then came back to the bar.
"Where did you ever find him, that's amazing!"
The bartender replied, "I got him as a result of a wish from this magic lamp. Would you like to try?"
The man agreed to give it a try and wished for the first thing he could think of... POOF! An enormous flock of ducks suddenly appeared out of nowhere, filling the bar and spilling out into the street!
The man says, "Wait a minute, I asked for a thousand bucks, and it looks like I got a 1000 Ducks, what gives?"
The bartender responded, "Sorry buddy, but do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
last hehehe:
A young boy and a young girl were in the waiting room of a doctor's office. The little girl was sobbing sofly.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm getting a blood test. They're going to cut my finger," replied the little girl.
Then the little boy started sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little girl.
"I'm getting a urine test."