Post by Zizou on Sept 26, 2008 8:37:06 GMT -8
atods share ko lng sainyo to kc pag wla ako mgwa lge ko lng bnabasa.. CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!! pampalipas oras lng..
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris invented the question mark.
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris invented the question mark.
When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Kung gsto nyo pa pnta kayu d2 www.chucknorrisfacts.com